The weekend has come.
Why do you dawdle?
Not going home?
Weekend?
Coming back to school on Sunday, we still have to take weekly exams
Start a circulation of weekly exams, monthly exams and mid-term exams again.
I feel that
I look like a person in the clouds,
the left foot kicking the right foot.
Finally,
my hair is dishevelled, I run barefoot madly.
I really hope the time
can be stopped forever after school on Friday.
Or getting sick on Sunday
then taking days off.
Despite missing an exam,
at least,
we have time to breathe.
So cold. So cold.
Take your hand away. What are you doing?
Lin Miao Miao
She opened the window,
kicked the blanket on the floor.
She wants to make herself catch a cold,
wants to avoid exams. No way.
Despite using a stretcher,
I will take her to take exams.
Don't be nervous like this.
Healthy children,
being a little cold is no problem.
No problem?
In the winter, letting the wind blow in
can lead to facial nerve paralysis.
A girl with a twisted mouth is pretty, right?
Don't worry.
Quickly, lie down and sleep.
I'm angry.
Alright. Sleep.
I can't sleep.
If you can't sleep, close your eyes and rest for a while.
So cold. So cold.
Oh my god.
How many exam papers do we have?
I'm used to
facing exam papers on Monday.
Xiao Qi
After facing my mother's weekly questions,
I has summarized a method.
Do you want to know?
Tell me.
An answering skill
of students to deal with parents
when being asked their scores.
First of all,
do not wait until they ask.
You have to report on your own initiative.
You only need to be active,
your psychology will have the upper hand.
Really?
Yes.
Next,
Reporting smoothly is also very important.
Persevering with a principle
"Guns and butter".
Understand?
Mom
Mother
My exam results of this week aren't good again.
Hit me if you want.
Good news and bad news,
which one do you want to hear first?
Good news.
I got 137 in Literature.
What about Maths?
76.
Total score is 150,
76 doesn't pass.
But I did well in English.
How many points?
132.
What about Physics?
19, but
I got 81 in History.
Total points of two these subjects are 100.
Perfect.
19 plus...
Your face has to be radiant.
It must be a social science subject,
then a natural science subject.
Rhythm. Rhythm is very important.
Facing high and low scores suddenly
makes parents' moods
be like riding in a roller coaster,
up and down.
They can't cope with this.
I really sympathize with your mother.
You don't understand.
Actually, behind my smiles,
I hide
my depression and repentance.
I only can
use this trashy method
to hide
guilt and regret in my heart.
You are so lucky.
Your parents aren't democratic like that.
Being too democratic isn't good.
They don't care about me.
You don't prick my pain any more.
I clearly belong to idol group,
but my parents force me to join acting group.
I, Lin Miao Miao, still have another method.
How to deal with parents
when being asked results.
Be full of bravado.
This week, I took exams
with an invincible difficulty level.
You have to believe what I have said.
The person who is good at Chemistry the most
still got a highest score in the class this time,
but only 82.
The highest score is 82?
Yes.
Do you know why?
Afterwards, the teacher realized
my class monitor
had taken wrong exam papers.
What we did
were exam papers about natural science for 12th grade of Hengshui.
Moreover this time, the distinction of score
between the first one and me has shortened.
Do you know what the most important comparison is
in the university entrance exam?
It is the comparison of relative scores.
I have found a truth,
everyone is the same
before difficult exam papers.
If it's difficult, don't need to be afraid.
Say the main point.
How many points did you get?
How many points I got isn't important.
The important thing is that
I could do exam papers about natural science for 12th grade
of the national key school.
Besides, I still got
9 points.
Are you surprised? Are you unexpected?
She got 9 points.
Such a thing happened,
is her father unexpected?
What's wrong with our child?
I really want a shot to end immediately.
In the morning, I wake up, open my eyes and realize
you took the university entrance exam.
I'll turn 60 years old,
everything will be peaceful.
It's normal as if nothing happens.
Being in a cinerary casket,
there is no worry to have any problems.
If you had a stepmother,
you couldn't laugh like this.
I'm not angry.
I will always keep
my mentality good until
you have taken the university entrance exam.
I hope both of you will cooperate with me.
Don't exceed the limit allowed.
That's right.
Don't be angry. Not being angry is right.
Don't let her be fully satisfied.
I'm not angry.
You aren't ashamed yourself for getting 9 points?
I'll hit you.
My pitiful father
always sacrifices himself for me.
There's no other way.
Who lets him
have a daughter like me?
His wife forces me to learn natural science.
I always feel
in the universe,
there is a planet of social science.
I am
an angel from there to the Earth.
I also think so.
I'm in a planet of social science too.
We're relatives.
Social science isn't good for you.
I
You're from a planet of art.
We're neighbors.
If we had knew the Earth was so hard earlier,
we shouldn't have gone down here at the beginning.
The spirit of heaven, the spirit of earth
The spirit of family members
Stupid mankind
Wait till we connect the Mother Planet,
you guys will be over!
I give the Mother Planet two options.
The last mission is attacking and occupying the Earth.
The first target is attacking and occupying the canteen.
Braised pork joint, stewed pig’s trotters
It must have them every day.
Is what we are doing useful?
Of course it is.
They merely worship the sacred tree.
We're in two dangerous floors.
Continue.
The spirit of heaven.
Headmaster
Teacher Lan
I look for Teacher Tang to say something.
Okay. You guys talk together,
I go and pour a glass of water.
Headmaster
Teacher Tang
You
normally seem not to expect anything.
Actually, you still have ambitions.
Headmaster,
what do you mean?
Actually, I mean
you still have
goals to pursue in your heart.
Right? | Yes, yes.
Don't be nervous. Sit down.
Teacher Tang,
I have a thought.
I think
Let you lead 11th social science grade.
How about it?
Headmaster
I now teach 12th grade.
You aren't a form teacher.
You only teach History.
Now I need
an efficient form teacher
to teach 11th social science grade.
I thought over and over,
then I thought of you.
I feel you are the most suitable person.
Are you confident
to make this class become a typical one?
I have brought all excellent students in the province
for you guys to develop.
What else do you want?
Do the excellent students
choose social science or natural science?
I don't know.
You
You can strive as well.
Right.
If excellent students
can come to this class,
that will be fine.
I have said you have ambitions.
Too realistic.
Alright.
Don't let me down.
Don't worry. | Alright. Go on with your work.
Why do you choose social science?
Which one do you choose? You study so well.
Let me think.
There are still a few days left to turn in this.
You choose social science?
Should it be social science or natural science?
Choose natural science. | Let me pass.
The registration form has come.
Why did nobody tell me?
Nobody saw you. | Quickly.
Quickly, quickly.
Wait a moment. Let me think.
Let me, let me.
Let me choose.
You have written on Deng Xiao Qi's space.
I saw the wrong row.
Correct. Correct.
We discussed this together.
Social science.
Both of you choose social science?
The next person.
The experimental classes are so good,
teachers and pieces of equipment are so outstanding.
Giving up is a pity.
Learning natural science to choose a certain major
is better than learning social science.
That year I also learnt natural science,
now I am like this.
After going into the society,
it isn't necessary to know what talents learnt,
the important point is their skill.
Alright.
Don't take you as an example.
I mean a big idea
of a common idea.
Learning natural science is easier to take exams.
Employment opportunities of natural science
are more and better
than those of social science.
The big idea is that
learning social science is safer.
You see, cases of students putting poison
in the society,
they basically learn natural science, right?
Learning social science is writing literary works at most.
Scolding each other.
Scolding doesn't cause death.
I hate this point of yours the most.
You always find out a reason
to convince yourself.
Don't you realize that I am advising you?
Social science was selected.
You should accept the fact.
Don't come to a dead end any more.
No.
I'm not crazy, I don't choose natural science.
I choose social science.
Social science?
Only people who can't learn natural science
choose social science.
You're right.
Natural science is really not for people to learn.
Is it right, Xiao Qi?
How many handsome guys to become a Zhao Rong Bao?
How many Lolitas to become a Mistress Xiang Lin?
Xiao Qi, step aside.
What are you mumbling?
You see what she is doing.
Girl,
you are too hard.
This year,
your heart has suffered a lot of hurt and misery.
Getting angry frequently but not growing up.
You really know yourself.
But it doesn't matter.
Your blissful days are about to come.
Choosing social science,
you can rule the roost.
You must be nice to yourself.
What's wrong with you, Xiao Qi?
Are you still angry with me?
I didn't intentionally write wrong.
But you learn acting,
you will certainly learn social science, don't you?
I don't reproach you.
I'm thinking
whether Yi Yi would choose social science
because of me.
This thing really happened.
There was a male student in Jiangzhou No.1 school
choosing social science because of love.
Finally, he came first in the exam of social science.
Will this thing
happen to me?
I dare bet you
Never
It's not sure.
Let's make a bet.
Excuse me,
do you choose social science or natural science?
What?
Do you still want to be my classmate?
Do you still want to
serve me?
How about this?
You beseech me
in a sincere way,
I can consider learning social science.
You think too much.
I never want to see you
in a same classroom.
What do you ask me for?
Are you crazy?
I
Actually, I really want to
learn with both of you.
But
my Literature is very bad.
To be honest, the ancients were too affected.
Having nothing to do, they scrawled a few words.
Did they think about
the thought of their children like us after thousands of years?
Right?
They wrote, so we have to learn by heart.
What else?
Teng Zi Jing told Fan Zhong Yan to compose a poem
then Fan Zhong Yan had to return a sentence.
I don't want to write.
Right?
There was a person advising Cao Gui to eat meat,
he should say
"I don't go."
That's morale, right?
Later on,
if people see the beauty and prosperity
of our country,
they will know literary quotations
while you can only speak your mind
"Oh my god."
"Oh my throat."
Right, Hao Zi,
with your cultural level,
you can't even write a love letter.
Who says so?
Now, I'll compose a poem
for you.
Do it.
Wait a moment.
Cao Zhi still took 7 steps to think.
2 3
Don't count this step.
4 5 6
7
I like you
Like sine squared
Plus cosine squared
Be consistent from beginning to end.
How about this?
You really deserve to be single.
If you write this kind of poem for a female,
who can understand?
You should write directly "I like you" instead.
Love letters
You have to write in a flowery way.
A sing of the wind and praise of the moon; a combination of the void and the solid.
Right?
Using affection to make people emotional.
Don't keep talking about me.
It's your turn.
It isn't necessary.
Xiao Qi, go!
I like you
Like a cloud chasing the wind
Don't know where it started.
Xiao Qi, you really...
You
You have taken the emotion
which I want to say
but don't know how to confess
in my heart
to speak out.
Can you give it to me?
Sorry.
This poem isn't written for you.
Let me give you a better one.
I like you
Like the wind going away for 8000 Chinese miles
Don't ask the date to return.
Good.
Don't understand?
I
use a concrete image to show affection
and show
the poet's aspiration for love.
No hesitation, no regard for return.
Is it very fresh,
very brave and very moving?
I suppose it is a light wind.
Wind speed
is about 5 km/h.
8000 Chinese miles = 4000 kilometers.
If the speed is 5 km,
it won't last till two months.
The fresh and moving love story
of yours
is such a fleeting moment, actually.
But in this two months,
it's still much better than
someone's horizons.
These exam papers
have been sent to you.
You should look carefully.
Where were you wrong?
For every exam,
reviewing wrong answers
is extremely important.
A collection of wrong answers
can be considered as
an invisible asset.
You see,
this student seems to be very rich.
Unconsciously,
she has saved a lot of invisible assets.
Actually, learning is very easy.
Collecting wrong answers
is the quintessence of the university entrance exam.
Learning has two points.
Finding out things we don't know,
turning things we don't know into ones we know.
Top student,
Bro Yi,
can you explain
the chapter on the thermal circulation to me?
The thermal circulation
is very simple.
Reading the book again, you'll understand.
This page,
both of us don't understand.
Don't pull me over.
If you don't know, you yourself ask.
I learn this chapter very well.
Let me explain to you.
In front of me,
don't mention the word "yi".
Deng Xiao Qi, let me explain to you.
A certain person,
don't eavesdrop.
What do you mean?
I don't want to listen.
If you want to listen,
that's fine.
I don't want.
Let me explain to you.
I don't listen. I'm reciting the scriptures.
Hao Zi,
there is someone
who doesn't have too much cerebral capacity,
only 16GB.
We can't instill anything.
Who do you say?
Anyone replying is that person.
It's you who have 16GB.
It's you.
It's you, rebound!
The rebound is in vain.
You're stupid.
You're the antonym of "stupid".
You're the antonym of the antonym
of "stupid".
The antonym x N.
You win.
Forget it.
Now you even know how to use N?
I ask you,
is N an even number or an odd number?
You don't need to calculate it.
N must be an even number
so you can beat me.
Does he deceive me?
If N is an odd number,
N of the antonym of "stupid"
will be you.
N is an even number.
Stop.
Don't stir up trouble, just kidding.
I begin to explain.
If you want to listen, that's fine.
Come here and listen.
The thermal circulation
is actually very simple.
I can sing about it.
The life is very simple,
The higher it is, the more difficult it is.
A hot-air balloon goes higher,
can you guess its causes?
Heat-resistant things become bigger,
cold-resistant things become smaller.
The level, orientation and atmospheric pressure are different.
How do its causes appear?
The level, orientation and atmospheric pressure are different.
The orientation of airflow is like that of water flow,
from the high atmospheric pressure
to the low atmospheric pressure.
San Yi, you're so handsome.
Why do you
sing beautifully like this?
Actually, it's just so-so.
Maybe I imitate my mother.
What about the chapter on the cone?
Can you sing as well?
Sing it.
I choose a certain song,
you write words.
Do you go into convulsions?
You aren't serious at all.
Despite eavesdropping, I took the exam well.
Why do you still not understand?
Because I really listened seriously.
His voice,
how can it be so good?
How can it be so warm?
His fingers,
how can they be so beautiful?
When he's on the stage to lecture,
he looks like
a superstar performing.
His limpid eyes
and gently curved lips
make people infatuated.
Also, his eyelashes,
how can they be so long?
I can put a pencil on them.
They're longer than mine.
Such long eyelashes belong to a male,
it's too wasteful.
Don't move.
Look at your expression carefully.
Remember it.
Now you don't have
a goddess's manner.
You're smitten!
Do you like a person like him?
That's strange.
How can
a male like him have such
a strange smell?
A strange smell?
It's a natural smell of human body.
Do your eyes sting?
Lin Miao Miao,
don't defame my dream male.
Don't you differentiate good and foul smells?
In ancient texts,
being foul is the value of scent.
Foul vermilion gates, wine and meat
mean delicious dishes.
Lin Miao Miao,
you passed the exam luckily this time,
thanks to Qian San Yi.
You aren't grateful at all.
I'm just kidding, just kidding.
Are you angry?
He doesn't have a body odour problem,
it's an appealing and strange scent.
I'll treat you to a meal, okay?
Deng Xiao Qi
What?
What? | Come here.
Here, take it.
Is this...
killing people without weapons?
No.
Have you
heard about Acquired Savant Syndrome?
Acquired?
Sex savant?
What a filthy mind!
In your mind,
what did you think?
Why did you punctuate like that?
Don't you know?
Acquired, savant.
So it is.
It means a genius is created
by a blow on his or her head.
There is a precedent in the world.
There was a middle-aged male
encountering a robbery; the robber had a gun.
After that,
he was hit by a blow on his head.
After waking up, he realized he had become
a mathematical genius.
I searched on the Internet,
he was hit on the left side.
You use it
to hit me here.
Do it.
Wait a second.
Go.
Come on, hit me.
Quickly, remember to do your best.
A perfect blow.
Miao Miao,
I heard thunder is also effective like this.
Why don't you try it?
This is my ultimate way.
Do you help me?
It's about to take final exams.
I still have another way
to help you avoid physical pains.
Keep your exam papers neat.
Lin Miao Miao
Uncle
What did you call me?
Teacher Tang
Have you recently
had any difficulties
in learning?
Everything in the experimental class is difficult.
I just wish for the stars and the moon.
I want to be sent
to your social science class quickly.
It will be soon.
But
in the last month you learn in the experimental class,
don't be lazy.
Your mother calls me every day
to ask after you.
I get it.
Right,
tell Qian San Yi of your class
to come here.
I want to talk with him.
What will you and he talk about?
Why do you ask too much?
Don't let Teacher Zhao know.
Put them there.
Teacher Tang told you to see him.
Which Teacher Tang?
Teacher Tang
of the social science class.
Don't let Teacher Zhao know.
Teacher Zhao,
Lin Miao Miao said Teacher Tang looked for me.
Okay.
Jiang Tian Hao
What are you doing? Who looks for you?
Qian San Yi
You see, all our state leaders,
what did they choose?
Social science. Social science. Social science.
They chose social science.
Social science?
I'm sorry to disturb you.
I'm sorry.
Qian San Yi
Maths, Physics, Chemistry, Biology
These four subjects,
you have learnt till 10th grade.
How do you feel?
Have you learnt about
the process of
human knowledge increasing exponentially?
Have you felt that mankind is
a living thing having such rich intelligence?
Teacher Zhao's right.
But, San Yi,
after all, every two years on average,
an outstanding person from your Qian Family
has appeared
since the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period.
Despite being good at natural science,
you can't forget your origin.
Not to mention Ancient Ages and Middle Ages,
in the early modern history,
among the talents of the Qian Famiy, there are
one Nobel Prize winner,
two diplomats,
three scientists,
four masters of the Chinese national learning
and 18 academicians of two academies.
Among hundreds of Chinese surnames within 5000 years,
was there anyone who can overcome this?
Qian San Yi, you should
kneel to listen to my History lessons.
Every now and then
your ancestors
had brilliant performances.
It's worthy for you to contribute your strength.
Teacher Tang
You let students kneel to learn,
I think it isn't good.
I just take an example.
Got it. Got it.
Both of you are right.
I'll go home
and discuss this.
Discuss this. You must discuss this.
You should ask for
your grandfather's opinion.
Don't listen to someone here
talking nonsense, right?
Alright, you guys continue to talk.
Alright, Qian San Yi
Teacher Tang, do we continue to talk?
Our Qian Family always have a tradition of
learning science subjects to serve the country.
That's right, Yi Yi.
Your grandfather
was an excellent student
of Department of Architecture in Aurora University.
Your father
was an excellent student
of Department of Engineering in Fudan University.
Therefore, you have to choose natural science.
Our family have this gene.
You graduated from the famous university,
but finally,
you still became a businessman
with the word "money" on your mouth, didn't you?
Alright, don't mention that.
Dad, he's still here.
Can you show me some respect?
San Yi
Originally, your father's five elements lacked "metal"
so I named him
Qian Yu Kun.
Unexpectedly,
after being mature,
your father takes money as his life.
When you were born,
I specially
used "Yi San" in
"One produced Two, Two produced Three,
Three produced All things" of Tao Te Ching
to turn into "San Yi".
I hope
everything will return to morality,
let you repair the path
which your father walked.
Anyway, our Qian Family
appreciate the civilization.
You can learn both social science and natural science
but I still hope
you learn natural science.
Certainly,
in the end,
it still depends on your choice.
Right,
a few days ago,
Yu Wen sent a postal matter.
He really cares about
your learning.
Also, he hopes
you can go to the laboratory to work
when you're successful in learning.
Grandpa, really?
My child,
Jiang Yu Wen
is your role model.
Alright, don't talk any more.
Wash your hands.
Prepare to eat.
Okay.
It's rare for us
to gather together like today.
I have to drink some alcohol.
Honey,
take the bottle of Maopu Liquor
for me.
Let's go, grandpa.
Are you thirsty?
Water is at the back.
I don't drink.
Right, the house near the school,
how is it?
Is it fine?
Very good.
Do you need anything else?
No.
Yi Yi
Should I
buy a mountain bike for you?
Yi Yi
Your father is talking with you.
Unnecessary.
My mother has bought a new bike for me.
Pei Yin
I have just seen
two high-end housing estates
on the road.
They're also near Yi Yi's school.
Why do you not rent?
You don't have money, do you?
If you lack money, you should say.
I don't lack money.
No
Can you not show
such a cold attitude towards everything every day?
Anything else?
You see, you...
have a big and beautiful house but you don't live.
I'm leaving.
Let's go, Yi Yi.
Yi Yi, Yi Yi.
Wait a moment.
You take it.
Its password is your birthday.
Unnecessary.
We don't lack money.
A son spends money of his father
as a matter of course.
Also, later on,
I have to depend on you after my retirement.
Take it.
It's more certain that I can't take it.
It's really an atavism.
You look like a son of your grandfather even more than me.
You brat!
See, see.
Yes, yes, yes.
Xiao Qi, you see.
What?
A star of social science.
Thanks.
Yes, yes, yes.
Go, take you to fly.
Fly to the planet of social science.
Fly.
Teacher Tian
Thank you.
I see
your performance of social science subjects is very good
so I can't bear to see you are moved to
the common class.
Thank you for promoting me.
This is our new classroom.
Radiant and pretty Xiao Qi
Flowery world
Liberation day
Natural science, goodbye!
Liberation day is a sunny day,
people in the liberated area really like it.
Who has filled up my bag?
Who has come into my mind?
Make me think with patterning.
Scores are targets, as high as possible.
Who has taken my pride away
then exchanged it for my mischief?
It's all because I'm not good enough.
Being excellent is the target, ranking first is the best.
Next time, if you continue to progress,
it will increase to 200.
Alright.
When taking exams this time,
our Miao Miao tried her best.
She tried even harder than she did as usual.
She has made great progress
in her academic performance.
A 100 RMB reward
is actually a little low.
Such a little performance,
three subjects only meet the requirements.
The total performance has broken out of
the third echelon.
100 isn't sufficient?
How about 1000?
It has been decided.
1000 RMB.
Lin Da Wei
If you were Jack Ma,
I wouldn't
care about giving 1000.
She has just met the standard,
we reward her with 1000 RMB.
If she inadvertently learns
at Tsinghua University or Peking University,
will I lose my family fortune?
Don't worry.
I can't do that. | She can't do that.
What a good future!
Both of you
break your word.
You said I would be rewarded with 1000 RMB if I made progress.
When I really took exams well, you don't give it to me.
Next time, I will do badly in my exams again.
Lin Miao Miao
I have to criticize you for this.
Learning is for yourself.
Do you learn for us?
Things you eat, wear and use
Is there anything which wasn't bought
by us?
What do you need such much money for?
It's none of your business.
I'll spend my money myself.
Just take this 100 RMB first.
You regard that 900 RMB as what I owe you.
Take it whenever you need.
No.
Both of you...
I'm a middleman,
I don't have commission.
I just do some things,
why is it so difficult?
Alright, I don't care any more.
You yourselves talk to each other.
You yourselves resolve this.
I don't care.
I bring it back.
You break your word.
Xiao Qi
My parents deceive me again.
They are swindlers.
Swindlers.
Don't be impatient.
I'll analyze it for you.
You got enough scores,
your father promised to give 1000 to you.
It was the exchange between you guys.
But you guys chose the exchange place wrong,
chose to exchange at home.
The female homeowner
would certainly disagree.
Your father said he was a middleman.
The middleman and I
have understood the situation.
The academic performance isn't the most important thing.